so i fell asleep at like 6 and my parents didn’t even wake me up for tea fuck this

bbsinr:

Honey can you trust me? When I want to stop I can. [x]

Pre-game Roxy

actuallytoonlink:

*wind waker link voice* but first… let me take a selfie

plantdaddy:

"Shinji, hit the fucking blunt!"

plantdaddy:

"Shinji, hit the fucking blunt!"

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. 

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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everyone does that stfu germany ur not special