monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

digitallyimpaired:

alpha dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

digitallyimpaired:

alpha dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zethia:

casual reminder that aang traveled to the ends of the earth searching for ancient masters to teach him bending, but ultimately those who taught him were the kids who became his best friends in the world

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

heresthefuckyoubutton:

i mean i def don’t look that cute damn

heresthefuckyoubutton:

i mean i def don’t look that cute damn

soupss:

another print for ax!

soupss:

another print for ax!

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
lucinaawakens:

its canon

lucinaawakens:

its canon

reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place